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is a game where, it seems, everybody is the loser.

It seems that fighting is a game where everybody is the loser.

is often done about things very unsuitable for fighting, making noise in support of very quiet things, knocking about in the name of very fragile things.

People seem to fight about things very unsuitable for fighting. They make a frightful noise in support of very quiet things. They knock each other about in the name of very fragile things. Gilbert K. Chesterton

is best avoided with pigs. As they say, when one wrestles with pigs, both parties get dirty and the pig likes it.

Don't wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. Mark Twain

is like champagne. It goes to the heads of cowards as quickly as of heroes. Any fool can be brave on a battlefield when it's be brave or else be killed.

Fighting is like champagne. It goes to the heads of cowards as quickly as of heroes. Any fool can be brave on a battlefield when it's be brave or else be killed.

is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.

Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.

is like champagne. It goes to the heads of cowards as quickly as of heroes.

is a radical instinct; if men have nothing else to fight over they will fight over words, fancies, or women, or they will fight because they dislike each other's looks, or because they have met walking in opposite directions.

To fight is a radical instinct; if men have nothing else to fight over they will fight over words, fancies, or women, or they will fight because they dislike each other's looks, or because they have met walking in opposite directions.

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