Fighting is a radical instinct; if men have nothing else to fight over they will fight over words, fancies, or women, or they will fight because they dislike each other's looks, or because they have met walking in opposite directions.
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Fighting is often done about things very unsuitable for fighting, making noise in support of very quiet things, knocking about in the name of very fragile things.
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Fighting is like champagne. It goes to the heads of cowards as quickly as of heroes. Any fool can be brave on a battlefield when it's be brave or else be killed.
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I could take you with both hands tied behind your back
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If a female fish sees her lover lose a fight, she loses interest.
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How do you start a fight in space?Comet me bro.
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What do you call a fight between film actorsStar wars
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Why did the cow start a fight with his buddyThere was real beef between them
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Fighting is best avoided with pigs. As they say, when one wrestles with pigs, both parties get dirty and the pig likes it.
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