rabbit, n.Dad Jokes

Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat when on vacation?He heard the city was safe and that nobody would harm a Hare on his head

Where do rabbits learn how to fly?In the hare force

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast

How do rabbits travel?By hareplanes

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?Do you want to grab a bite

What do you call a rabbit with lice?Bugs Bunny

How do rabbits keep their hair so soft?With hare conditioner

How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?Look for the grey hares

Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime?They have hare conditioning

Will the bunny’s injury heal?Yes, the doctors are very hop-ful

What is invisible and smells like carrots?Rabbit farts

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?14 carrot gold

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?A receding hare line

Why did the rabbits go on strike?They wanted a better celery

Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?He didn’t have the hare fare

Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?Because he heard it was 18 carrots