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What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef
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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?An octopuss
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What do you call a dog with no legs?Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming
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What do you call a cow with two legs?Lean beef
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What does the autobiography of a leg talk about?Its thighs and lows
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