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What do cows light when celebrating Hanukkah?A 'manure'-ah
What do cows light when celebrating Hanukkah?A 'manure'-ah
Did you hear the comedian's routine about menorahs?He called it his candle shtick
Which hand is best to light the menorah with?Neither, it’s best to light it with a candle.
Why do you put candles on top of the menorah?It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
What did the candles say when the menorah complained about getting too hot?“Whoa, a talking menorah.”