jewish, n.Dad Jokes

Why do Jews not support arranged marriages?Because the Torah doesn't allow "force kin".

How does a Jewish doctor get paid for delivering babies?He just keeps the tips

What do Jewish horses always have at their weddings?A Mazel Trough

What do Jewish rioters use to start fires?Mazel tov cocktails

Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who performed an accidental circumcision?Yeah, it was a Freudian snip

What were the Jewish Nonbinary kids's pronouns?oy / they

What do you call a jewish archaeologist?Torah the explorer.

What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry

What's a Jewish cat's favourite holiday?Purr-im

How do Jewish skiers greet each other?Slalom

Did you hear about the Jewish grammar nazis?He was anti-semantics

What did the Mexican Jewish mother bake for Shabbat?Challapeno

Why did the Jewish man like to watch porno movies backwards?He liked the part where the hooker gives the money back

What do you call two Orthodox Jewish brothers who solve mysteries?The Haredi Boys

What does a Jewish person do if they see someone choking?They use the L'chaimlich maneuver

What do you title a book about a Jewish girl who was brought back to life?The Diary of Anne Frankenstein

Why was everyone so surprised when the Jewish guy told a joke about Hitler?They did Nazi it coming

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?A canoe tips

Why do Jewish men have to be circumsized?Because a Jewish woman won’t touch anything unless it’s 10% off.

Why'd the male Jewish dog feel the need to study up on his Hebrew?He was about to celebrate his bark mitzvah