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What do Jewish rioters use to start fires?Mazel tov cocktails

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Did you hear about the Jewish grammar nazis?He was anti-semantics

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What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry

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What do Jewish horses always have at their weddings?A Mazel Trough

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What were the Jewish Nonbinary kids's pronouns?oy / they

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Why was everyone so surprised when the Jewish guy told a joke about Hitler?They did Nazi it coming

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What's a Jewish cat's favourite holiday?Purr-im

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What do Jewish pirates say?Ahoy vey!

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What do you call two Orthodox Jewish brothers who solve mysteries?The Haredi Boys

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What do you call a jewish archaeologist?Torah the explorer.

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What did the Mexican Jewish mother bake for Shabbat?Challapeno

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How do Jewish skiers greet each other?Slalom

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Why do Jewish men have to be circumsized?Because a Jewish woman won’t touch anything unless it’s 10% off.

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Why do Jews not support arranged marriages?Because the Torah doesn't allow "force kin".

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What does a Jewish person do if they see someone choking?They use the L'chaimlich maneuver

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Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who performed an accidental circumcision?Yeah, it was a Freudian snip

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Why'd the male Jewish dog feel the need to study up on his Hebrew?He was about to celebrate his bark mitzvah

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How does a Jewish doctor get paid for delivering babies?He just keeps the tips

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What do you title a book about a Jewish girl who was brought back to life?The Diary of Anne Frankenstein

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