What do Jewish rioters use to start fires?Mazel tov cocktails
Did you hear about the Jewish grammar nazis?He was anti-semantics
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry
What do Jewish horses always have at their weddings?A Mazel Trough
What were the Jewish Nonbinary kids's pronouns?oy / they
Why was everyone so surprised when the Jewish guy told a joke about Hitler?They did Nazi it coming
What's a Jewish cat's favourite holiday?Purr-im
What do Jewish pirates say?Ahoy vey!
What do you call two Orthodox Jewish brothers who solve mysteries?The Haredi Boys
What do you call a jewish archaeologist?Torah the explorer.
What did the Mexican Jewish mother bake for Shabbat?Challapeno
How do Jewish skiers greet each other?Slalom
Why do Jewish men have to be circumsized?Because a Jewish woman won’t touch anything unless it’s 10% off.
Why do Jews not support arranged marriages?Because the Torah doesn't allow "force kin".
What does a Jewish person do if they see someone choking?They use the L'chaimlich maneuver
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who performed an accidental circumcision?Yeah, it was a Freudian snip
Why'd the male Jewish dog feel the need to study up on his Hebrew?He was about to celebrate his bark mitzvah
How does a Jewish doctor get paid for delivering babies?He just keeps the tips
What do you title a book about a Jewish girl who was brought back to life?The Diary of Anne Frankenstein