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is never objective. Even the most objective, serious newspaper in the worl designs the way in which the reader could or should think.

A newspaper can follow the compulsions, the desires of the readers. Take the English evening newspapers they are following the readers' desires when they are interested only in the royal family gossip. But even the most objective, serious newspaper in the world designs the way in which the reader could or should think. That's unavoidable. Umberto Eco

is never to be read for information or for the truth. It's truth is not a statement of contents but the contents themselves, and more than that, it is an instigator.

If one reads a newspaper only for information, one does not learn the truth, not even the truth about the paper. The truth is that the newspaper is not a statement of contents but the contents themselves... and more than that, it is an instigator. Karl Kraus

is that magical device in which all the news that happens in the world every day always exactly fits.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld

is a thing no man of honor could take in his hands without a shudder of disgust.

I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take a newspaper in his hands without a shudder of disgust. Charles Baudelaire

obviously produces the opinion of the readers.

It is obvious that the newspaper produces the opinion of the readers. Umberto Eco

is not a place for information to be given, rather it is just hollow content, or more than that, a provoker of content. If it prints lies about atrocities, real atrocities are the result.

The truth is that the newspaper is not a place for information to be given, rather it is just hollow content, or more than that, a provoker of content. If it prints lies about atrocities, real atrocities are the result. Karl Kraus

, by its abandoned spirit of falsehood, has more effectually destroyed the utility of the press than all the shackles devised by Bonaparte.

The newspapers of our country by their abandoned spirit of falsehood have more effectually destroyed the utility of the press than all the shackles devised by Bonaparte.

is a device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization.

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization. George Bernard Shaw

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