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Why do owl babies take after their dad?Like feather, like son

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Why doesn’t an owl study for a testThey prefer to wing it

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Why did the owl join TinderHe was fed up being owl by himself

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How does an owl stop?It comes to a screeching halt.

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Why do owls always by mystery novelsThey love hoo-dunits

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How did the owl manage his bad breath?Owl-toids

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Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secretsThey’re always talon everyone

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What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?Hoodini

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Why did the forest animals stop including the owl in any decision-making?He didn't give a hoot about anything

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What does an educated owl say?Whom

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Who was that owl who did all the tricks?Who-dini

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What kind of math do owls likeOwlgebra

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