penis, n.Dad Jokes

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?The man

Why don’t chickens wear pantsThere peckers are on their face

Why are penises the lightest things in the world?Even thoughts can raise them

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?To knock the penises off the smart ones

What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common?The more you play with them, the harder they get

Why did the man have his penis in the peanut butter jar?because he was fucking nuts

what did the leper say to the prostitute when she sat on his lap?Keep the tip

What did the elephant ask the naked man?“Hey that’s cute, but can you breathe through it?”