shoe, n.Dad Jokes

What style of shoes does a frog wear?Open toad

Can a shoe box?No, but a tin can

What always goes to bed with shoes on?A horse

What did the shoe say to the confused hat?You go on ahead

Why did the cowboy leave his job at the shoe store?He got the boot

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?Sneakers

What kind of shoes are made out of banana skins?Slippers

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?Hundreds of soles were lost

What is the strongest kind of shoe?Under Armor

Why should you never flush a wooden shoe down the toilet?it’ll get clogged

Why don’t bears wear shoes?They prefer bear feet