Become Part Of The Background

Become Someone’s Job

Create Friction

Create Impermanence

Create Uncertainty

Delay

Don’t Care About You

Exist Before Interpretation

Forget

Live In An Almanac

Outlast Civilization

Punish Assumptions

Punish Familiarity

Punish Overconfidence

Quietly Decide Outcomes

Quietly Hold A Day Together

Quietly Shape A Day

Quietly Shape Decisions

Quietly Shape Everyday Life

Refuse Negotiation

Resist Ownership

Resist Stewardship

Return

Reward Attention

Reward Observation

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is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it.

Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it Mark Twain

is such that a change therein is sufficient to recreate the world and ourselves.

A change in the weather is sufficient to recreate the world and ourselves.

WEATHER, n. The climate of an hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned. The setting up of official weather bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments are accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle.

is what we get while climate is what we expect.

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. Mark Twain

 ought not be disparaged, for nine-tenths of people could not start a conversation if it did not change once in a while.

Don't knock th' weather. Nine-tenths o' th' people couldn' start a conversation if it didn' change once in a while.

 everybody complains about, but nobody ever does anything about.

Everybody complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

is always incompatible couple with its season

Another incompatible couple is the season of the year and its weather.

is fickle. It is difficult to get the weather of any season to live up to the poetry that is written about it.

It is difficult to get the weather of any season to live up to the poetry that is written about it.

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