Things People Carry

Things People Constantly Misplace

Gather Before A Storm

Improve By Being Carried

Negotiate

Pile Up By The Door

Protect

Quietly Negotiate

Show Up When It Rains

Wear Out While Helping

umbrella

beach

sleep

dad joke

ice cream

stupidity

collective noun

slang

Cockney Rhyming Slang

hesitation

rain

trivia

Ku Klux Klan

sculpture

lamppost

day drinking

is a Common property. One man's loss is another man's umbrella.

is a shelter for one; and a shower for two.

 makes a person look like a parachutist fallen to Earth.

201. Es que lleva el paraguas abierto cuando ya no llueve parece un paracaidista caído del nido. When you carry an open umbrella you look like a parachutist fallen to Earth.

is a distinct snare to the traveler. They torment the spirit more than a scolding husband, get lost oftener than a baby, and are always where they should not be and never where they should.

"Carry no umbrellas. Umbrellas are an illusion and a distinct snare to the traveler. They torment the spirit more than a scolding husband, get lost oftener than a baby, and are always where they should not be and never where they should." (OWH 12/28/90)

umbrella, n.Dad Jokes

Keep exploring umbrella→

umbrella