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A Bachelor (n.) is a cagey man; the married man is caged.
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A Bachelor (n.) is a girl who is still looking for a bachelor.
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A Bachelor (n.) believes that the proper time for divorce is before the wedding.
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A Bachelor (n.) carries off all his romances without a hitch.
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A Bachelor (n.) firmly refuses to allow a woman to replace him in his affections.
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A Bachelor (n.) gave up waiting for the right girl and is making the best of the wrong ones.
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A Bachelor (n.) has been crossed in love, and a married man has been double-crossed.
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A Bachelor (n.) has taken advantage of the fact that marriage is not compulsory.
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A Bachelor (n.) is a man who has taken out many a girl, but who has never been taken in.
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A Bachelor (n.) hasn't yet found a woman smart enough to understand him and foolish enough to admire him.
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A Bachelor (n.) is careful not to stumble into a woman's arms while running from another woman.
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A Bachelor (n.) is free to choose, and chooses to be free.
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A Bachelor (n.) is sometimes disappointed in love, but never in marriage.
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A Bachelor (n.) isn't fit to be tied.
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A Bachelor (n.) looks before he leaps-and then doesn't leap.
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A Bachelor (n.) never got around to marrying in his youth, but has got around it ever since.
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A Bachelor (n.) prefers to cook his own goose.
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A Bachelor (n.) profits by tbe mistake he doesn't make.
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A Bachelor (n.) is a man whose marriage vow is not to take one.
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A Bachelor (n.) is a man whose mind is set, surrounded by women trying to upset.