nonalcoholic beer, n.Definitions

Nonalcoholic beer is like porn on the Radio.

Nonalcoholic beer is like paying a hooker to cuddle.

Nonalcoholic beer is like getting a blowjob with a condom on

Nonalcoholic beer is like a hot nun

Nonalcoholic beer is like buying a flat tire

Nonalcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries...It fills you up nicely but without the buzz

Nonalcoholic beer is like going to a house of prostitution to listen to the piano player

Nonalcoholic beer is like sex in a canoe. It's f---ing close to water.