cocktail

dad joke

cocktails are basically spring in a glass (

is like a lover; some are sweet/strong weak/bitter others make you do crazy things, the right on makes you smile & tingle all over.

Cocktails are like Lovers some are sweet/strong weak/bitter others make you do crazy things, the right on makes you smile & tingle all over.

is a drink that loosens your tongue and lightens your purse.

is a slow, expensive way of not getting drunk.