infidelity, n.One-Liners

Wife: 'Are you having an affair?'Me: 'I'm not going to stand here and lie to you." So we sat down and I lied to her from there instead

I told my wife I was seeing a psychiatrist . . .Then she told me the truth – she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender

My wife ran off with my best friend last weekI miss him

I discovered my wife in bed with another man. I was crushedAll I could do was yell, 'Get off me, you two!'

I told my son about the birds and the beesHe then told me about the postman and my wife