affair, n.All

An Affair is just greener grass eaten with a head thrust through gaps in the fence.

Affair is the relationship that confuses the feeling of love with the making of love.

An Affair is generally not meant to lead to anything permanent — the man who runs off with another man's wife simply wants to borrow her.

The Affair is an understandable act — a man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

The Affair is an enormous risk. Many men would never be unfaithful to their wife for the simple reason that they love their house too much.

Wife: 'Are you having an affair?'Me: 'I'm not going to stand here and lie to you." So we sat down and I lied to her from there instead

An Affair is like a revolution, in that it should only have a beginning.

An Affair is not primarily sexual. In fact, emotional affairs are the only real affairs.

The Affair is a kind of deception that creates a viscious cycle. The man who marries his mistress creates a vacancy in that position.