cat, n.One-Liners

If you want to know what life would be like if you were rich, look at your cats.

I wish my cat would stop thinking outside the box.

I like cats tooLet's exchange recipes!

My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport.

I bought a cat"You've got to be kitten me"

Confucius say ... man who buy cat in rainstorm get wet pussy

I really need to stop talking to my cat . . .and like right frick'n meow

My wife left me for my cat obsessionI said, "does that mean you're kicking meeeowt?"

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Do German cats have multiple lives? Nein

My cat just got sick on the carpet. I don’t think she’s feline well

Me in my 20's: "Dresses like I'm on the catwalk."Me in my 30's: "dresses like I walk cats."