baby, n.One-Liners

If olive oil comes from olives . . .where does baby oil come from?

They said the baby looked like meuntil they turned it right side up

My wife just told me she wanted to have a babyI didn't have the balls to tell her I was castrated

why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

My wife left me because she wanted to have a babyI didn't have the balls to ever tell her I was castrated

"Is your baby a boy or a girl?"Of course, what else could it be?

Confucius say ... chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock