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Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse. Rebecca West

Chance, my dear, is the sovereign deity in child-bearing. Honore de Balzac

 has made women kinder, more patient, more timid, more pleased to submit.

Pregnancy has made women kinder, more patient. more timid, more pleased to submit... and just so does spiritual pregnancy produce the character of the contemplative type, which is closely related to the feminine character: it consists of male mothers. -Among animals the male sex is considered the beautiful' sex.

is the surprising act of creating a human being just from the things you have around the house.

Pregnancy is incredible. I can't believe you can create a human being just from the things you have around the house.

is a tremendous abdication of control whereby something growing inside you will eventually usurp your life.

Pregnancy seemed like a tremendous abdication of control. Something growing inside you which would eventually usurp your life.

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