fatherhood, n.One-Liners

My dad never loved me as a child.I can’t blame him really, I mean, I wasn't even born when he was a child.

Son: Hand me my sunglasses, will ya, dad?B: Sure, if you hand me my dadglasses, son.

I was offered cocaine at a party the other night: "Buddy," I said, "I'm a father of three young kids..."". . . of course I do"

They said the baby looked like meuntil they turned it right side up