wife, n.One-Liners

I made my computer password 'Yes', because my wife apparently doesn't know that word.

I've often wanted to drown my troubles . . .but I can't get my wife to go swimming

Every man should have a wifepreferably his own

Confucius say ... man’s wife the better half, mistress the better hole

My wife isn’t always right, but she’s certainly never wrong

My wife wanted a puppy, But I didn'tSo we compromised and got a puppy

I do what the little voices inside my wife's head tell me to do.

Sometimes I wake up grumpyother times I let her sleep

I have a lot of respect for women who can juggle work, and kids, and a husband . . . and a chainsaw