A Beach is a place where you look only half as long to see twice as much.

A Beach is a place where, nowadays, a woman wears less than she wears in bed.

The Beach is where you wear practically nothing at all and it fills with sand.

The Beach is a place where our shoes turn into hourglasses.

A Dentist is a professional skeleton cleaner

A Dentist is a very pricy toothbrush subscription

A Dentist is a shady mouth mechanic.

A Dentist is a sadist who doesn't go for wearing leather suits.

Desert is always in order — New meat begets a new appetite.

Desert is wonderful — life is too short for platonic love affairs or savoury desserts.

The Desert is the sea-like pathless, limitless waste.

The Desert is an old man in a dry season.

A Hospital is a disease casino.

A Hospital is a building full of people having the best day, the worst day, the first day, or the last day of their life.

A Hospital is an institution that is dedicated to the cure of disease, and modesty.

A Hospital is a bleak hotel that charges luxury rates for spartan rooms and notoriously bad cuisine.