supermarket, n.All

A Supermarket is a place where you spend forty minutes looking for instant coffee.

Supermarket is very large, well-stocked food shop that sells both spoiled fruit and the wrong-size flashlight battery.

The Supermarket is the grocery store that made grocers obsolete.

A Supermarket is the only place that issues more stamps than a post office.

My wife left me because of my obsession with supermarketsI offered to help her pack but she flew off the handle when I asked "paper or plastic?"

The Supermarket is a prodigious pantry stocked with enough varieties of breakfast cereal to cause acute nervous disorders in sensitive shoppers, especially those lately arrived from Third World nations.

The Supermarket is the only place where everyone follows the straight and narrow path.

Supermarket is a place where you can find anything ... except your children.

A Supermarket is a small hypermarket.