ireland, n.All

Ireland is really a collection of secret societies.

Ireland is a nation of brilliant failures.

A person from Glasgow, is called a Glaswegian.

Ireland is a collection of secret societies.

Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

Ireland's population is still 2 million less than it was before the potato famine, 160 years ago.

Ireland is the sow that eats her farrow.

Ireland is typically believed to be the birthplace of Halloween.

Ireland is the only country that never persecuted the Jews; because she never let them in.

Ireland is the only country in the world where 'forty' rhymes with 'thirty.'

Ireland’s population still hasn’t recovered from the potato famine 160 years ago. It is still 2 million lower than it was before the famine.

In Ireland, if a child doesn't receive any clothing for Christmas, the monstrous YuleCat will eat them

Ireland is the emerald isle