mexico, n.All

Mexico is a country where they despise sex, and live for it.

Mexico is a country so far from God and so close to the United States.

Mexico is a place where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.

Mexico is a place where everything's legal. It's the American way.

Mexico is where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.

Mexico is a miserable inefficient place which has nothing to do with the great mission of peopling the New World with a noble race.

In Mexico, artists can pay their taxes by donating pieces of their artwork to the government.

Mexico is a country where men despise sex, and live for it.

Mexico is a country who does one thing well: punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.