

Scotch whisky is like a father in law. It can help you, but not always in the kind way.
Scotch whisky is like riding a bike. Takes a while to get onto it. But then it's with you forever. #Scotch #TrySome
A Scotch whisky is like a good uncle when it's good. Not around every day, but always there when you need a friendly ear, and a shoulder to cry on.
Scotch whisky is a thing one ought not drink with water, for it is drunk because one is thirsty, not dirty.
Scotch whisky was the only whisky allowed into the US during prohibition, as it was commonly prescribed as a medicine
Scotch whisky is like having a really cool old guy with a smokey voice whisper "you're the man" into your ear all night.
Scotch whisky is like a fistful of cigarettes lightly drizzled in caramel punching you in the throat.
Scotch whisky exports accounted for over 20 per cent of all UK food and drink exports in 2019.