beef, n.All

Why did the hamburger buns never get along?They always had beef between them

Beef is the soul of cooking.

400-quarter pounders can be made from 1 cow.

Why did the cow lie down in the grass?He was ground beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef

Beef is a type of food, and also a type of feud.

What do you call a cow with two legs?Lean beef

The Beef is responsible for having contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined. If beef is your idea of "real food for real people" you'd better live real close to a real good hospital.

Beef is the past tense of cow.