champagne, n.All

Champagne is beer-wine

Champagne is always waiting for an important document to be signed.

Spiders are not that dangerous --- you're more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider

Champagne is a beverage which turning down is to turn down a chance to look god in her eyes

Champagne is the drink divine That makes us forget our troubles, made of a dollar's worth of wine and three dollar's worth of bubbles

Champagne is dangerous --- you're more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider

Champagne is a bubble bath in your mouth

Champagne tastes like your foot's asleep.

Champagne has a pressure of 90 psi; three times the pressure in car tires.

Thomas Jefferson either introduced or popularized Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and Champagne

Champagne is the wine of civilization and the oil of government.

I don't drink champagne any more after a really bad experienceWe had it at my wedding

Champagne is full of little balloons of joy.

champagne does something interesting to raisins -- raisins bounce up and down continually from top to bottom.