A Holiday is a period of activity so intense that it can only be undertaken three or four weeks in the year.
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Pi is celebrated on March 14th, or Pi Day, which officially begins at 1:59 to make it 3.1459
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What's a Jewish cat's favourite holiday?Purr-im
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A Holiday is what makes you feel good enough to go back to work, and poor enough so that you have to.
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A Holiday is a day a man stops doing what his boss wants and starts doing what his wife wants.
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The Holiday is time off given to employees to remind them that the company they work for can get along fine without them.
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A Holiday is an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.