white wine, n.All

White wine is watercolors and red wine is painting in oils.

White wine is like kissing your sister while red wine is like kissing your lover.

Red wine drinkers are more likely to be introverts who love to travel and enjoy early mornings while White wine drinkers are more likely to be night owls and extroverts

White wine is like electricity while red wine looks and tastes like a liquified beefsteak.

White wine is koolaid for white folks.

White wine is liquid percocets

White wine is like a woman in a bathing suit