drunkard, n.All

We never knew he was a drunk...until he showed up to work sober

A Drunkard is one who can't make both ends meet because he's too busy making one end drink.

A Drunkard is one who reforms when he keels into his grave.

A Drunkard is not one who suck out of the bottle; rather, one whereby the bottle sucks out of him

A Drunkard is one who can live neither with alcohol nor without it.

A Drunkard is like a whiskey bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

A Drunkard is a man who believes that from birth to death, the road is very short, but zigzagging, one can make it longer.