drunkenness

blonde joke

slut

dad joke

alcoholism

drinking

Karaoke

one-liner

celebrity

fame

hardware

hammer

sleeping

fireplace

limerick

Irishman

yoga

St. Patrick's Day

walking

designated driver

drunk driving

sobriety

honesty

confucius say

hangover

rainbow

throwing up

self

split personality

dancing

night club

fishing

whisky

dog owner

pet owner

beer goggles

toilet

hugging

multiple personality disorder

fashion

mannequin

fighting

immune system

immunity

bad decision

intoxication

getting drunk

is always looked down upon, but a productive drunk is the bane of moralist.

A productive drunk is the bane of moralist.

is merely an exaggeration of who one really is. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin... a bloody man, vicious... a coarse man, vulgar.

Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin... a bloody man, vicious... a coarse man, vulgar. Willa Cather

is neither able to keep a secret, nor observe a promise.

Drink moderately, for drunkenness neither keeps a secret, nor observes a promise. (Miguel de Cervantes)

is never anything but a substitute for happiness.

Drunkenness is never anything but a substitute for happiness. (Andre Gide)

is responsible for spoiling health, dismounting the mind, and unmanning the man.

Drunkenness. . . spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans the man. (William Penn)

is a crime that destroys more members of the human race and alienates more property than nearly any other crime.

All the crimes on earth do not destroy so many of the human race, nor alienate so much property, as drunkenness. Francis Bacon

is the ruin of reason. It is premature old age. It is temporary death.

Drunkenness is the ruin of reason. It is premature old age. It is temporary death.

drunkenness, n.All

drunkenness