Feel Like Groundhog Day

housework

cleanliness

one-liner

finger

marriage

middle finger

washing dishes

cleaning

self-hate

self-loathing

spring cleaning

appearances

Brita Water Filter

my wife left me

battle of the sexes

confucius say

masculinity

grammar

being literal

cast iron

life hack

skillet

adulthood

guest

hygiene

cooking

laziness

motivation

laundry

vacuum

music

dust

broom

sweeping

deadline

procrastination

husband

wife

parenting

is best when shared by husband and wife. There is no record of any man being shot by his wife while he was washing dishes.

There is no record of any man being shot by his wife while he was washing dishes.

is unnecessary, for after the first four years, the dust doesn't get any worse.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years, the dust doesn't get any worse.

is, in a house with children, like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Cleaning your house while the kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

is awful because you make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later, you have to start all over again.

is, these days, often little more than sweeping the room with a glance.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counterproductivity.

is one thing there's no catching up with. You go to bed at night with everything done, but while you're sleeping the sheets are getting wrinkled, dust is settling and stomachs are getting empty.

housework, n.All

housework