monster, n.All

The Monster is engendered not by the slumber of reason but by vigilant and insomniac rationality.

What do you call a clever monster?Frank-einstein

The Monster is any blending of dissonant elements, and thus, every original inexhaustible beauty.

Are monsters good at math?No, unless you Count Dracula

The Monster is, for the adult, a real monster, the type of liar where there simply is no way to tell. The ones who give nothing away.

The Monster is, in every case, once a man.

The Monster is real like ghosts are real. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

The Monster is made by prosperity while the man is made by adversity.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?He spent all day gargoyling

What's a monster's favorite bean?A human bean

The Monster exists because it is part of the divine plan, and in the horrible features of those same monsters the power of the creator is revealed.

The Monster does exist, but is too few in numbers to be truly dangerous. More dangerous are the functionaries ready to believe and act without asking questions.