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is an imported California water sport that apparently turns the hair blond and reduces the vocabulary of its adherents to approximately twenty words, half of which are dude

is most different from snowboarding in this: the temperature of the water.

Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water.

is the destiny of man. Your future is right ahead of you, the past is exploding behind you, your wake is disappearing, your footprints are washed from the sand. It’s a non-productive, non-depletive act that’s done purely for the value of the dance itself. This is the destiny of man.

Surfers are the ‘throw-aheads’ of mankind, not the dregs; they aren’t the black sheep of humanity, but the futurists and they are leading the way to where man ultimately wants to be. The act of the ride is the epitome of ‘be here now’, and the tube ride is the most acute form of that. Which is: your future is right ahead of you, the past is exploding behind you, your wake is disappearing, your footprints are washed from the sand. It’s a non-productive, non-depletive act that’s done purely for the value of the dance itself. And that is the destiny of man.

is embracing how the ocean throws us out.

is snowboarding but the role of tree is played by sharks

surfing, n.All

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