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is that great America on the other side of the sphere.

That great America on the other side of the sphere, Australia. Herman Melville

is a place where living permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother.

Even while lying, you'll be believed if you speak with authority. Anton Chekhov

is a country where not reading poetry is the national pastime.

In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime.

is a place where to live permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother.

is a country of the South Pacific whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by the preference of the inhabitants to enjoy life as opposed to submitting to ambition

is a country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island

is an amalgam of eight states with independent governments united by mutual resentment.

an amalgam of eight states with independent governments united by mutual resentment.

is a country of violently loud alcoholic roughnecks whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car.

Racial characteristics: violently loud alcoholic roughnecks whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car. The national sport is breaking furniture and the average daily consumption of beer in Sydney is ten and three quarter Imperial gallons for children under the age of nine.

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