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is a confusing sport: sometimes you do it for fun , other times you do it to not die.

is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning.

Swimming isn't a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning.

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is using your arms and legs to tell ancient secrets to the always understanding water.

is basically having fun trying not to drown.

Swimming is basically having fun trying not to drown.

is like going to an alternate dimension where you can fly but can’t breathe.

Swimming is like going to an alternate dimension where you can fly but can’t breathe.

is using every muscle in your body to not drown and die.

Swimming is using every muscle in your body to not drown and die yet it’s considered a fun recreational activity by most.

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