cold (flu)

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is an ailment that wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of your friends.

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of your friends.

is symbolically to being in the situation of, or longing for, solitude or exaltation.

Cold In Bachelard’s opinion, supported by literary analysis, cold corresponds symbolically to being in the situation of, or longing for, solitude or exaltation.

is that in which the air gains in attacking virtues, it becomes spiritualized and dehumanized.

Nietzsche, in his Human, All Too Human, makes a call for ‘the cold, wild Alpine lands scarce warmed by the Autumn sun and loveless’. ‘Thanks to the cold, the air gains in attacking virtues, it becomes spiritualized and dehumanized. In the frozen atmosphere, at higher altitudes, one finds another Nietzschean quality: silence’ (1).

is like being a drug addict. You’re spaced out but you feel shitty at the same time, food is unappealing, and you’re probably going to pass out unexpectedly and wake up at 3PM in a pool of fever sweat.

Having a cold is like being a drug addict. You’re spaced out but you feel shitty at the same time, food is unappealing, and you’re probably going to pass out unexpectedly and wake up at 3PM in a pool of fever sweat.

is like being drunk and hungover at the same time.

Having a cold is like being drunk and hungover at the same time.

is like being half drunk with none of the perks and all of the misery

Having a cold is like being half drunk with none of the perks and all of the misery

is like being on a period - you use way too much paper and your mood changes like thousand times per day.

Having a cold is like being on a period - you use way too much paper and your mood changes like thousand times per day.

is like having the plague except not as bad and you're kinda sniffily and you don't die in the end

Having a cold is like having the plague except not as bad and you're kinda sniffily and you don't die in the end

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