masturbation

dad joke

bridge (game)

crying

handjob

New Year's resolution

one-liner

lipstick

pick-up line

Chuck Norris

blowtorch

Brillo Pad

virility

python

marijuana

marriage

confucius say

plumber

shower

sexlessness

self-sabotage

hole

penis

pocket

self-confidence

cucumber

dildo

female masturbation

fetish

kinkiness

doctor

vibrator

selfie

battle of the sexes

sensitivity

being single

dating

relationship

orgasm

hand

bone

forklift

handsome

threesome

Fitbit

heels

lotion

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. Woody Allen

is an activity that a woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

is God's way. If He didn't want us to masturbate, he would have given us short arms.

If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms. George Carlin

Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! James Joyce

's advantage over intercourse is that it's less competitive.

The advantage of masturbation over intercourse is that it's less competitive.

is a very good thing. The best thing about it is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.

is a very fine thing. The best part of it is that you don't have to dress up for it.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.

is no shame at all. The only shame in it is the shame of not doing it well.

The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well. Freud

masturbation, n.Dad Jokes

Keep exploring masturbation→

masturbation