shower, n.Dad Jokes

How do aliens get clean?They take meteor showers

What’s the difference between a hockey player and a female hippie?The hockey player takes a shower after three periods

How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?You give them a shampoo that says "rinse, wash, and repeat."

Why did the bird shower so oftenSo it wouldn't smell fowl

Why did the robber jump in the shower?He wanted to make a clean getaway