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is unadvisable for a woman. Without a man she is like a garden without a fence.

A woman without a man is like a garden without a fence

is unadvisable for a woman.. Without a man she is like a wild rose which blooms fast and falls apart with the wind.

A woman without a man is like a wild rose which blooms fast and ... falls apart with the wind

is unadvisable for a woman. There is simply no dignified way for a woman to live alone.

There is simply no dignified way for a woman to live alone. Oh, she can get along financially perhaps (though not nearly as well as a man), but emotionally she is never left in peace. Her friends, her family, her fellow workers never let her forget that her husbandlessness, her childlessness - her selfishness, in short - is a reproach to the American way of life.

is nice because I’m always there when I need me.

The nice thing about being single is that I’m always there when I need me.

is lonely. It's a lonely washing that hasn't a man's shirt in it

It's a lonely washing that hasn't a man's shirt in it

is not so bad --- you are always there when you need you.

I like being single. I am always there when I need me.

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