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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?You can’t tuna fish
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?You can’t tuna fish
Why was the piano locked out of its house?It lost its keys
What's got a trunk, four legs and lots of keys?A piano up a tree
What do you get when you throw a piano down a cave?A Flat Minor
Why are blondes like pianos?When they aren't upright, they're grand.