Epicureanism (n.) would have us live among people as among flies; had his parents foreseen Epicurus' teaching, they would not have exposed him.
An Epicureanism (n.) is what most self-styled Stoics turn out to be, once you watch how they behave when the sails rattle in a storm.
Epicureanism (n.) could never found a city: no one marries, no one raises children, no one serves — so where would the citizens come from?
Epicureanism (n.) is left saying the good is the flesh: pleasure of soul cannot be pleasure in itself, for there must first be some good to delight in.
Epicureanism (n.) holds theft to be no evil, only getting caught — so a consistent Epicurean judge would steal adroitly and seduce his neighbour's wife.
Epicureanism (n.) cannot found a city: "I do not marry." "Neither do I." Where then are the citizens to come from?
Epicureanism (n.) should have been a secret: tell outsiders that men are born for fellowship and self-control, so they'll let themselves be shorn and milked like sheep by you.
Epicureanism (n.) refutes itself: if the good is in the flesh, why did Epicurus light his lamp and wear himself out writing books for strangers?