Memorial Day

labor day

is just an excuse to barbecue, argue football, and drink beer

I respect, honor and remember the fallen troops everyday. For me Memorial Day is just an excuse to barbecue, argue football ( and tonight watch Raptors v bucks) and drink beer

Memorial Day is basically just pre-fourth of July rehearsal, just as thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas rehearsal

is a day of unbridled capitalism whereas it should be a day of memory and celebration

Memorial Day is just a day of unbridled capitalism, when it should be a day of memory and celebration

is just a day to get hammered, grill, and post a shit ton of sultry photos on insta

Memorial Day is just a day to get hammered, grill, and post a shit ton of sultry photos in your red white and blue bikinis oh so cleverly captioned on insta with the words red white and brew. You aren’t educated in current events, wars, and tribulations.

Memorial Day is like 4th of July’s redneck cousin

is the patriotism blowjob you get before going all the way with 4th of July

memorial day is like the patriotism blowjob you get before going all the way with 4th of July

Memorial Day is like white man cinco de Mayo

is just a day out on the boat for most Americans

Most of y’all think Memorial Day is just a day out on the boat.

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