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is unfairly maligned by Catholics --- it makes little sense why it is forbidden to resort to chemistry (contraception), but not physics (coitus interruptus).

still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No. Woody Allen

 should be something men take because it makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.

There should be a birth control pill for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.

is best not given away by contraception companies as part of safe sex campaigns. To do so is like giving grants to tobacco companies to teach students 'low-risk' forms of smoking on the grounds that 'kids are going to smoke anyway.'

is most suitably used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

is an invention, after the introduction of which, sex was suddenly made into a hobby.

The day contraception was invented was the day sex became a hobby.

is wise --- it takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it

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