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Ambrose Bierce: top 100 quotes
100 definitions on 52 concepts
Nepotism (n.) is appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
Genius (n.) is discerning the soul of things.
Genius (n.) is drawing just conclusions from unknown premises.
Genius (n.) is knowing without having learned.
The Genius (n.) is always thought a fool until he discloses himself, whereas in reality he is a fool only upon the disclosure.
Genius (n.) is, when found in women, found to be couched in masculine faces, figures and manners. In transplanting brains to an alien soil God leaves a little of the original earth clinging to the roots.
The Philosopher (n.) is able to analyze his delusion.
Painting (n.) is the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
Diplomacy (n.) is the patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Voting (n.) is the instrument and symbol of a free man's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
A Photograph (n.) is a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Business (n.) is a kind of gambling which looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
A House (n.) is a hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, mouse, beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus, and microbe.