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Alcoholism (n.) is the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
A Banana (n.) is the opposite of stop lights. green means 'yield' and yellow means 'go' .
The Belt (n.) is a curious thing. The belt holds the pants up, but the belt loops hold the belt up. Who is the real hero?
A Body bag (n.) is a snake bite emergency kit.
A Burrito (n.) is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
Catch and release (n.) is for those who don't want to eat fish, just to make them late for something.
A Cavity (n.) is just a place to put stuff.
The Dog (n.) is forever in the push up position.
Dreaming (n.) is often work. You want to sleep but next thing you know, you have to build a go-cart with your ex-landlord.
A Duck (n.) is an animal whose opinion of you depends very much on whether or not I have bread.