girlfriend, n.All

A Girlfriend is a trial wife

A Girlfriend is a bully you sleep with

Why doesn’t Ed have a girlfriend anymore?Sheeran

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?She didn't suit his taste

A Girlfriend is reverse economics: demand and supply

My girlfriend said I ruined her BirthdayI'm not sure how. I didn't even know it was her birthday

A Girlfriend is a therapist you can drink with